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Stormy Daniels and Trump’s MAGA Christians

They ignore the biblical warning not to worship false gods.

Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, sex, hush money
Stormy Daniels’ real name is Stephanie Clifford. Through grit and determination she has become a director as well as an actress in adult films. (Image: ABP News)

When porn star Stormy Daniels told the tawdry tale of her one-night stand with Donald Trump in 2006, you might think his so-called Christian cult followers would have been repulsed and disgusted.

Stormy Daniels, Christian Nationalists, Donald Trump, Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Jerry Falwell, Jr.
The so-called “Christians” who make up most of Donald Trump’s political base and the Christian Nationalist movement make a show of being scandalized by women like Stormy Daniels, but in reality many of them are obsessed with sex and enjoy talking about how terrible it is. (Image: Wicked Pictures)

You’d be wrong.

In their perverted, heretical view of morality and virtue, Trump is not a fat, farting, habitually lying adulterer. He’s a hero of biblical proportions.

Donald Trump, Jesus, Second Coming, Rick Perry, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Barry Loudermilk
Trump’s many obsequious boot-lickers and ass-kissers often puff up his ego by telling him they think he is the Second Coming of Jesus. The narcissistic sociopath ex-President loves hearing such talk. (Image: Jesse Quinn-Pixabay)

The Orange Jesus, as some cynical Republican politicians privately call Trump and his fake tan, is viewed by most so-called Christian Nationalists as a God-sent savior of global White Supremacy.

Finding heresy in the scriptures

Scripture, Old Testament, Trump
MAGA “Christians” seem to enjoy searching for obscure Old Testament tales they can twist and misinterpret to justify whatever immorality they want to justify. They particularly enjoy searching for passages to support their view that Trump was sent by God to rescue White Supremacy. (Image: Alana Jordan, Silvia, Agnieszka Monk-Pixabay)

So-called Christian nationalists read the words in the bible often, but they don’t understand what they are reading. They search for vague Old Testament stories they twist and distort to justify all manner of immorality.

For MAGA Christians, the tawdry tale of Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels is a modern-day version of the Old Testament tale of Samson and Delilah: Trump being Samson, of course, and Daniels being the temptress Delilah.

Samson, Delilah, Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels
Trump’s “Christian” Nationalists rationalize their hero’s adultery with an adult film star by comparing him with Samson, another womanizer and Israelite hero from the bible. (Image: Jose Etxenagusia, Stormy Daniels)

In the Old Testament, Samson was an Israeli hero of super-human strength. Legend says he killed a lion with his bare hands and killed an army of ten thousand using an animal’s jawbone as a weapon.

Samson, Trump, Playboy
According to the Old Testament Samson was a flawed but righteous hero who was a killer and womanizer, which was his downfall. Little wonder that MAGA “Christians” like to compare Trump to Samson. (Image: Jan van’t Hoff-GospelImages, Playboy)

Samson was a legendary womanizer, kind of like Donald, only better at it.

The Philistines were the hated enemies of the Israelites, kind of like Joe Biden and the Democrats are hated by today’s self-styled “Christian” Nationalist religious phonies.

Delilah, Philistines
According to the story, the Philistines paid Delilash 1,100 silver coins to seduce Samson and learn the secret of his strength. (Image: Jan van’t Hoff-GospelImages)

The bible story says the Philistines paid Delilah a lot of money to seduce Samson and find out the secret of his Herculean strength.

The stories aren’t an exact match.

Delilah, Stormy Daniels
Hollywood actress Hedy Lamarr played the role of Delilah in a movie about Samson and Delilah in 1949. Stormy Daniels has always played herself in modern adult films.

This is where the stories of the two women diverge.

Stormy Daniels
According to Stormy Daniels, career ambition and hopes of appearing on Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice” reality TV show led her to agree to meet him in his room at a Reno, Nevada golf resort where they had sex, which she described as less than great. (Image: CNN)

No one paid Stormy Daniels to have sex with Donald Trump.

Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels, Michael Cohen, hush money
Prosecutors allege Donald Trump, through attorney Michael Cohen, paid Stormy Daniels $130-thousand dollars to keep quiet about their sex fling because it might cost him the 2016 presidential election, then falsified corporate documents to hide the true nature of the payment, in violation of New York law. (Image: Fruggo-Wikimedia Commons, Gerd Altmann-Pixabay)

The only money involved came through a tawdry, trashy move by Trump, who paid Stormy Daniels 130-thousand dollars, through attorney Michael Cohen. She was paid to keep quiet about his adultery as his wife Melania was recovering from the birth of their son, Barron.

Trump has repeatedly denied having sex with Stormy Daniels, but Senator Mitt Romney, a prominent figure in the Mormon Church summed up the rebuttal to Trump’s denial succinctly: “So far as I know, you don’t pay someone 130-thouands dollars not to have sex with you.”

Samson, Delilah, Philistines
According to the Samson and Delilah legend, after the Philistines paid her, she seduced Samson and persuaded him to tell her the secret to his legendary strength was his long hair. She arranged to have it cut off while Samson slept after sex. (Image: Jan van’t Hoff-GospelImages)

In the biblical tale, after a romp between the sheets and as he was falling asleep, Samson told Delilah the secret to his strength was his long hair, which she promptly cut.

Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump
Stormy Daniels didn’t give Donald Trump a haircut, but she asked him about his weird pompadour. He told her he was superstitious that, like Samson, his hair is a source of his power.

Daniels didn’t cut Donald’s hair, but in a conversation during their one-night stand that can only be described as bizarre, Daniels asked Trump about his weird pompadour hairdo. She says Trump told her he was superstitious that his buffoon haircut was the source of his own strength in business and politics, just like Samson in the bible, and so he keeps it.

According to the Samson and Delilah legend, the Philistines put Samson’s eyes out and made him a slave.

When his hair grew out, Samson’s strength returned. He was put on display to be mocked, but Samson grabbed the support pillars of a pagan temple and brought it down on himself and many Philistines.

Samson, pagan temple
The legend says Samson was blinded and forced into slavery by the Philistines after he was betrayed by Delilah. Samson’s strength eventually returned as his hair grew and he brought down a pagan temple on himself and many Philistines. (Image: Jan van’t Hoff-GospelImages

Trump is destructive, just like Samson

Trump, Republican Party, temple pillars
Like Samson, Donald Trump is all about destruction. His lie-filled incendiary rhetoric and egotistical demands have largely destroyed what used to be called the Republican Party.

Trump’s eyes have not been put out, but he runs his mouth non-stop. He’s doing a Herculean or Samson-like job of destroying the political temple that used to be the Republican Party.

Amen.

Bible, heavenly clouds, Donald Trump
For many “Christian” Nationalists, Trump is and always will be, the savior of White Supremacy and hetero patriarchy. (Image: Gerd Altmann, Agnieszka Monk-Pixabay)
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